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segunda-feira, 24 de janeiro de 2011

FOR SALE

"A wife puts her family and the dog up for sale."

Suddenly,housewife Marina Spiden could stand it no more.
Her baby was crying.Her little boy had thrown the radio through the window.The dog had made a mess on the carpet.
And her husband was not doing a thing.He lay fas asleep on the couch.
So Marina put the lot of them up for sale.
Her advertisement in a newsagent's window said:
"For sale - one house-trained dog,one reasonably-trained boy of two years,one baby girl of two weeks and one man that needs training.Any offers considered.Tel. 225-0342."
Inquiries flooded in from two dozen housewives.

(The World's Shortest Stories,New Times)

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